Monster Sighting Image: Egg Bird

Jared, age 9, has reported a monster in his room that he has nicknamed Egg Bird. Upon review of the facts, MACTO researchers believe this to be a mutant form of a Peekerboo. Most Peekerboos have hands and two eyes, but the description Jared provided of this monster fits. Jared has requested a bottle of MACTO Monstercide and promises to keep the floor of his room clean and free from sugar to see that this creature never returns.

Peekerboos
Peekerboos like to hide behind things and look for other places to hide. They do not like to be out in the open, and consequently are rarely seen by humans. Peekerboos are not very smart, but they are highly adept at finding new and exciting places to hide, like under clothing left on the floor or in soda cans left in the room. Peekerboos are not all that tiny but they can squish themselves into strange places and seem small for hours at a time.

Attracted to: Small dark places, sugar.
Repelled by: Clean floors, light, no place to hide. Lavender is deadly, geranium repels them.

Monster Sighting Image: The Scary Thing

Nicole, 11, sent in this picture of the monster that was raiding her closet at night. She could never catch it with the light on, but once the light was off, it made lots of noise. She has ordered a bottle of MACTO Monstercide to hopefully  vanquish this monster.

Upon evaluation of the facts and imagery, it is our believe that this monster is of the Nobecutorus family, and is fully vanquish-able with MACTO Monstercide:

Nobecutorus
"Nobbies" like to leave doors open. They don't actually like to go through doorways, and once a Nobbie has found a place to live, they tend to stay there. Nobbies enjoy opening doors and nothing more.

Attracted to: Door knobs.
Repelled by: Nobbies hate light. Lights on in closets prevent them from doing anything at all. Lavender is deadly to Nobbies.

New Ghost & Monster Sightings: New York

A client in New York has reported both monsters in his daughter's room, and ghosts in his basement. We have supplied him with bottles of MACTO Monstercide and Ghost Repellent and are awaiting results. Meanwhile,  MACTO researchers are evaluating drawings sent in by his daughter of the monster to ensure that the MACTO formula is sufficient. At this time, we believe this monster to be a Pixiefargula and completely vanquish-able by MACTO.

New Ghost Sighting: Indiana

A Fort Wayne, Indiana resident has reported a possible haunting in his child's bedroom. He has requested a bottle of MACTO ghost repellent, which we overnighted to him, but have not heard results. If there are any additional Fort Wayne residents with sightings, please let us know so we may contact ghostbusting authorities in the area.

New Ghost Sighting: California

A Santa Clara, CA resident has reported a ghost haunting her kitchen. Upon ordering MACTO Ghost Repellent, the ghost has since disappeared, but she has had to use the spray constantly, each night, before going to bed to keep the ghost out.

MACTO researchers are working on a stronger formula to prevent constant need to use the spray.

New Ghost Sighting: California

A small Casper-shaped ghost was seen in a hotel in east Los Angeles. MACTO Monster spray was ordered and used and no more of this ghost has been seen. The ghost was not believed to be harmful or evil, but was a nuisance to the guests at the property by causing leaks in the shower and sinks. Since the use of MACTO Ghost Repellent, no more incidents have been reported by guests.

New Monster Sighting: New Jersey "Nacho"

9-year-old Jahsen has reported a monster in his closet that he has named Nacho. Upon requesting MACTO monster spray from his mother, he believes the monster to be vanquished. MACTO has received a drawing of this monster, but has not confirmed its existence. We are pleased to hear that the spray worked and will update you if we hear of further Nacho sightings.

New Monster SIghting: Texas "Scary Beary"

A sighting was reporting in west Austin, Texas of a new kind of monster. 12 year old Angelica reports what she has named "scary beary," describing the creature as part ghost, part bear-monster. MACTO research teams are actively seeking more information on this new monster.

New Monster Sighting: Texas/Idaho "Egg bird"

Jared, age 9, of Austin, Texas, and Sammy, age 7 of Boise, Idaho, have both written in to share sightings of a new monster they are calling "Egg Bird." Jared shared a photo and MACTO researchers have been actively researching this monster. We have located one in Georgia and have brought it in to the MACTO facility. Thus far, all research points to this new Egg Bird being 100% vanquish-able by MACTO Monster Sprays.

New Ghost Sighting: Louisiana

We received word of a ghost sighting in downtown New Orleans, LA. This was a friendly ghost of a young woman who asked four people for a bite of their beignet. No further information has been shared.

New Monster Report: Montana

We had a monster sighting reported out of Helena, Montana. This one is said to be about toy-poodle-sized, fluffy, but mischievous. Jamie, who reported the monster sighting, told us that it stole his left tennis shoe. We have record of ancient creatures with a penchant for shoes, but the data is spotty so this creature was never named or identified. We have sent teams of researchers to Montana to investigate further. We will update you on our findings.