Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Monster Sighting Image: Egg Bird

Jared, age 9, has reported a monster in his room that he has nicknamed Egg Bird. Upon review of the facts, MACTO researchers believe this to be a mutant form of a Peekerboo. Most Peekerboos have hands and two eyes, but the description Jared provided of this monster fits. Jared has requested a bottle of MACTO Monstercide and promises to keep the floor of his room clean and free from sugar to see that this creature never returns.


Peekerboos
Peekerboos like to hide behind things and look for other places to hide. They do not like to be out in the open, and consequently are rarely seen by humans. Peekerboos are not very smart, but they are highly adept at finding new and exciting places to hide, like under clothing left on the floor or in soda cans left in the room. Peekerboos are not all that tiny but they can squish themselves into strange places and seem small for hours at a time.

Attracted to: Small dark places, sugar.
Repelled by: Clean floors, light, no place to hide. Lavender is deadly, geranium repels them.

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