Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Monster Sighting Image: The Scary Thing

Nicole, 11, sent in this picture of the monster that was raiding her closet at night. She could never catch it with the light on, but once the light was off, it made lots of noise. She has ordered a bottle of MACTO Monstercide to hopefully  vanquish this monster.



Upon evaluation of the facts and imagery, it is our believe that this monster is of the Nobecutorus family, and is fully vanquish-able with MACTO Monstercide:

Nobecutorus
"Nobbies" like to leave doors open. They don't actually like to go through doorways, and once a Nobbie has found a place to live, they tend to stay there. Nobbies enjoy opening doors and nothing more.

Attracted to: Door knobs.
Repelled by: Nobbies hate light. Lights on in closets prevent them from doing anything at all. Lavender is deadly to Nobbies.

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