We had a monster sighting reported out of Helena, Montana. This one is said to be about toy-poodle-sized, fluffy, but mischievous. Jamie, who reported the monster sighting, told us that it stole his left tennis shoe. We have record of ancient creatures with a penchant for shoes, but the data is spotty so this creature was never named or identified. We have sent teams of researchers to Montana to investigate further. We will update you on our findings.
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