Monday, December 12, 2011
New Ghost & Monster Sightings: New York
A client in New York has reported both monsters in his daughter's room, and ghosts in his basement. We have supplied him with bottles of MACTO Monstercide and Ghost Repellent and are awaiting results. Meanwhile, MACTO researchers are evaluating drawings sent in by his daughter of the monster to ensure that the MACTO formula is sufficient. At this time, we believe this monster to be a Pixiefargula and completely vanquish-able by MACTO.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
New Ghost Sighting: Indiana
A Fort Wayne, Indiana resident has reported a possible haunting in his child's bedroom. He has requested a bottle of MACTO ghost repellent, which we overnighted to him, but have not heard results. If there are any additional Fort Wayne residents with sightings, please let us know so we may contact ghostbusting authorities in the area.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
New Ghost Sighting: California
A Santa Clara, CA resident has reported a ghost haunting her kitchen. Upon ordering MACTO Ghost Repellent, the ghost has since disappeared, but she has had to use the spray constantly, each night, before going to bed to keep the ghost out.
MACTO researchers are working on a stronger formula to prevent constant need to use the spray.
MACTO researchers are working on a stronger formula to prevent constant need to use the spray.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
New Ghost Sighting: California
A small Casper-shaped ghost was seen in a hotel in east Los Angeles. MACTO Monster spray was ordered and used and no more of this ghost has been seen. The ghost was not believed to be harmful or evil, but was a nuisance to the guests at the property by causing leaks in the shower and sinks. Since the use of MACTO Ghost Repellent, no more incidents have been reported by guests.
Friday, August 19, 2011
New Monster Sighting: New Jersey "Nacho"
9-year-old Jahsen has reported a monster in his closet that he has named Nacho. Upon requesting MACTO monster spray from his mother, he believes the monster to be vanquished. MACTO has received a drawing of this monster, but has not confirmed its existence. We are pleased to hear that the spray worked and will update you if we hear of further Nacho sightings.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
New Monster SIghting: Texas "Scary Beary"
A sighting was reporting in west Austin, Texas of a new kind of monster. 12 year old Angelica reports what she has named "scary beary," describing the creature as part ghost, part bear-monster. MACTO research teams are actively seeking more information on this new monster.
Monday, April 11, 2011
New Monster Sighting: Texas/Idaho "Egg bird"
Jared, age 9, of Austin, Texas, and Sammy, age 7 of Boise, Idaho, have both written in to share sightings of a new monster they are calling "Egg Bird." Jared shared a photo and MACTO researchers have been actively researching this monster. We have located one in Georgia and have brought it in to the MACTO facility. Thus far, all research points to this new Egg Bird being 100% vanquish-able by MACTO Monster Sprays.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Monster Research: Day 365 of Observation
It has been one year since the researchers at the MACTO Center for Monster, Ghost, and Doll Research captured a Mognofaygulas (Moggie) monster. "Chester," as the research team calls him (so named because he was captured under a chest of drawers - or "chester drawers," as our lead researcher believes them to be called), has faired well in captivity. Chester has been tagged and will be released onto the MACTO Sanctuary for Dangerous Creatures at midnight tonight.
As you know, Mognofaygulas monsters are well-known sock thiefs, preferring non-white socks, and attempting to collect one of each color, rather than matching sets. Moggies tend to dwell in closets because they love the smell of shoes, but venture out at night looking for socks left laying around the house. While rarely seen by humans, there have been 5 sightings in the last 4 years across North America. It was one of these sightings that led the MACTO researchers to set the trap that snared Chester.
While the researchers claim to have become fond of Chester, it should be noted that he is a hideous and vicious little creature who will stop at nothing to complete his sock-finding mission. Accurate observation has been difficult, as Chester appears to be able to camouflage his skin to match the flooring he is on when he is hit by light. We have been able to watch his actions via nighttime infrared cameras, but are still uncertain what color he actually is (since the nighttime cameras make him look green).
As you know, Mognofaygulas monsters are well-known sock thiefs, preferring non-white socks, and attempting to collect one of each color, rather than matching sets. Moggies tend to dwell in closets because they love the smell of shoes, but venture out at night looking for socks left laying around the house. While rarely seen by humans, there have been 5 sightings in the last 4 years across North America. It was one of these sightings that led the MACTO researchers to set the trap that snared Chester.
While the researchers claim to have become fond of Chester, it should be noted that he is a hideous and vicious little creature who will stop at nothing to complete his sock-finding mission. Accurate observation has been difficult, as Chester appears to be able to camouflage his skin to match the flooring he is on when he is hit by light. We have been able to watch his actions via nighttime infrared cameras, but are still uncertain what color he actually is (since the nighttime cameras make him look green).
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